Katy Perry
Teenage Dream (2010)
Teenage Dream (2010)
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Allow me to smugly enjoy that for a second.
Now back to business. Teenage Dream is the latest offering from Katy Perry, of lesbian kiss-loving and nude cotton candy cloud-riding fame. The album starts out with the album's title track, " Teenage Dream", and it screams No.1 hit right away, though that's not a bad thing in this case, definitely the album's best song by far. For the next few tracks, nothing else quite stands out, decent at that point. Then comes "Peacock" the point where you wish she wrote her own songs and didn't have to embarrass herself with such outwardly slutty material. The rest of the album is disposable, with nothing of value to be found save a couple of club banger-type tracks in the middle. All this being said, KP still has one rocking pair of knockers. Pay to preserve those, not her musical career.
Rating: 3/10
"There must be something in the water". Yes indeed, Ms. Perry, there must be something in it that allows people to enjoy your music, because it just doesn't seem possible.Allow me to smugly enjoy that for a second.
Now back to business. Teenage Dream is the latest offering from Katy Perry, of lesbian kiss-loving and nude cotton candy cloud-riding fame. The album starts out with the album's title track, " Teenage Dream", and it screams No.1 hit right away, though that's not a bad thing in this case, definitely the album's best song by far. For the next few tracks, nothing else quite stands out, decent at that point. Then comes "Peacock" the point where you wish she wrote her own songs and didn't have to embarrass herself with such outwardly slutty material. The rest of the album is disposable, with nothing of value to be found save a couple of club banger-type tracks in the middle. All this being said, KP still has one rocking pair of knockers. Pay to preserve those, not her musical career.
- Gio
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